Always Tell
the Truth
Moe: Hey boys and girls! How are you? Great! You
ready for Bible time? Me too!
Mooster: Hey everybody! Have you seen
Monkey Moe? It’s time for our lesson and ---- OH! There you are, Moe! Wow – you
are here already? You are early today!
Moe: Yep.
Amazing, isn’t it?
Mooster: It certainly is. How did you get
here so early? I thought the school bus doesn’t let you off until just before
Bible time.
Moe: Uh,
well, I uh…walked today. Yeah. I walked.
Mooster: You walked. From school?
Moe: Well
of course from school. Where did you think?
Mooster: Well, it’s just that it’s a long
walk to your school and you aren’t even sweating.
Moe:
Oh…uh….that’s because I have a new anti-perspirant.
Mooster: Really? What brand is it?
Moe: Uh….
Left Guard.
Mooster: Moe, there’s no such brand name as
Left Guard. Did you mean Right Guard?
Moe: Oh –
yeah – that was it. Sorry. I had a hard time reading it in the dark.
Mooster: Why were you using it in the dark?
Moe: Well
because I had to get up so early for school.
Mooster: Why did you get up early? The bus
doesn’t come until 7:30. How long does it take you to get ready?
Moe:
Oh…uh…well….what I meant to say was that it seemed early because of the new
curtains my mom got me. Yeah. They make my room really dark so it seems earlier
in the morning than it really is.
Mooster: Uh huh. Okaaaay. When did your mom buy the curtains? They
weren’t up yesterday.
Moe: Um.
She went out and got them last night.
Mooster: She went out just for curtains?
Moe: Yep.
Mooster: So what time DID you get out of bed
today?
Moe: Um…I
don’t know it’s hard to say. My alarm clock … um….fell in the fish bowl.
Mooster: Really? When did you get a fish?
Moe:
Yesterday.
Mooster: I was at your house for dinner
last night and you didn’t have a fish then.
Moe: Uh…we
went to the store after you left and got one.
Mooster: I thought you said your mom only
bought curtains.
Moe: Um…my
dad and I went out to the store for the fish and fish bowl.
Mooster: Uh-huh. So let me see if I
understand this correctly so far. You got up early but it wasn’t really early
it just looked early because of the curtains that your mom ran out last night
and bought, apparently after I left. You aren’t sure what time it was because
the alarm clock fell in the fish bowl that you and your dad ran out and got
last night after I left. So both your parents went to the same store, last
night, but in separate cars?
Moe:
Uh…yeah that’s odd, isn’t it. Oh well. So how was your day?
Mooster: Fine. So what did you study in
school today?
Moe: Oh!
Uh…let’s see….um….we um….studied…..math, and spelling, and history.
Mooster: What are your teacher’s names this
year?
Moe: Uh.
Mrs. Migillicuddy….Mr. Mackelroy…..and …. Miss Lounge.
Mooster: Who teaches what?
Moe: Um.
Miss Migillicuddy teaches math and
Mooster: I thought it was Missus?
Moe: Huh?
Oh yeah. Missus Migillicuddy teaches spelling and Mr. Mackelroy
Mooster: You said a minute ago that she
taught math.
Moe:
Oh…uh…she teaches math and spelling.
Mooster: You know what I think, Moe? I think
you didn’t go to school at all today. I think you slept late and missed the
bus. That’s why you got here so early and why you aren’t sweating. You only had
to walk here from your tree house. You didn’t walk all the way from school. How
am I doing?
Moe:
Oh…….okay, okay……you caught me. I didn’t go to school today. I slept too late.
It’s true. I missed my first day of school this year.
Mooster: Why did you lie to me about it?
You know it’s not right to lie!
Moe: Well
yeah, but it’s so embarrassing! How many people sleep through their first day
of school?
Mooster: Well why were you so tired?
Moe:
Oh…well….I ….uh….found a puppy last night – AFTER you went home – laying in our
backyard. And he was sick. So I brought him inside and took care of him all
night long.
Mooster: Moe, I happen to know you are
allergic to dogs, so you couldn’t have done that without being a huge
drippy, red, watery mess. What did you really do – stay up too late watching
movies or playing video games?
Moe: Yes.
Mooster: Which one?
Moe: Both.
Mooster: Moe! What will your mom say when
she finds out?
Moe: I
wasn’t going to tell her.
Mooster: Moe, today’s Bible lesson is all
about telling the truth. Proverbs 6,
verses 16-19, tell us that God hates lying! Listen to this: Prov 6:16 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea,
seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that
shed innocent blood, An heart that
deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he
that soweth discord among brethren.
Moe: Oh.
Wow. I wasn’t trying to do something that God hates. I just didn’t want to
admit what I had done.
Mooster: Moe, you should always tell the
truth, no matter what.
Moe: Even
when my Aunt Myrtle makes me the most hideous scarves for Christmas? Am I
supposed to say, “Why, it’s lovely, Aunt Myrtle!” That would be a ginormous
lie!
Mooster: Well you don’t have to lie, but you
don’t have to hurt her feelings, either. You could say, “Oh thank you, Aunt
Myrtle – this will keep me very warm this winter. And it will be special to me
because you made it just for me!” See – that way you aren’t hurting her
feelings but you aren’t lying, either.
Moe: Oh,
yeah, I guess that is a better idea. Well what do I do about today?
Mooster: You have to tell your parents you
didn’t go to school. And you need to ask God to forgive you for telling all
these lies.
Moe: But
I’ll be grounded for like a bazillion years. No more Banana Man Super Mario
Games for weeks.
Mooster: Well, the Bible says we reap what
we sow. If you sowed irresponsibility by staying up too late and playing games,
then it’s only right for your parents to take them away for a while.
Moe: Yeah,
I guess so…
Mooster: And tomorrow you have to go to
school and tell your teachers what happened. And you might want to learn their
real names and what classes they really teach, too!
Moe: I
suppose you are right. Do you have a Bible verse that will help me remember to
tell the truth this week?
Mooster: Sure do! This week’s memory verse
is Proverbs 12:17 “He that speaketh
truth sheweth forth righteousness: but a false witness deceit.” Remember kids –
always tell the truth. Telling lies becomes confusing and it’s easy for people
to see you are lying. Then no one wants to believe you, and that’s not a good
thing.
Moe: Thanks
Mooster. I’m sorry I lied to you, too. Thanks for being a friend and helping me
see it’s better to tell the truth.
Mooster: You are welcome Moe! See you next
time kids!
Moe: Bye!